Tuesday, March 23, 2010

My Big Butt

Yesterday, I read a blog called Damn You, Bathing Suit Season and it just made me laugh.  I have always been overweight.  Blessed and quite curved as some would say.  I hate bathing suits!  I haven't wore a binkin since I was 8 or 9!  Come to think of, I haven't even shopped for regular size clothes (those that aren't plus or women sizes) since high school!  Bathing suit are the one thing I loath to shop for!  But the sad thing is I love to go swimming!  Oh, the irony....

So when I friend sent me an emailed called Why Women Gain Weight, I just had to share...

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.  So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,

educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, 
Good grief, look how smart I am!

This must be where the term "Smart Ass" came from!

I think you will agree, that just about says it all about how we women feel about our big butts! It shows why my husband can't find anything in the house or the refrigerator!

Don't hesitate, share your thoughts....post a comment!


  1. Hi there - found you through SITS! Love this post - think I might print it off and stick it on my fridge to make me feel less guilty when I open it for a quick scoff. I'm fortunate enough not to be a smart arse but my stomach and batwings are super clever judging by the size of them!

  2. This is really funny! I've never seen it before. Thanks for sharing. I also found you through SITS! Glad to know I'm not the only one who's husband can't find anything, anywhere!


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